At this point many of you are probably wondering just wot exactly is going on here. Well, I don't know. I'm just some guy who knows how to use HTML and put it on the interwebs. Nothing less, nothing more. Serioulsy, I don't even know wot else I can put here... I guess I could give you some way of contacting me, right? Ummmm..... fine. But I ain't giving you my phone number. I don't want you creepily calling me at 3 in the morning or none of that. So yeah, if you want to reach me, just send some kind of electronic message to

eggo@humulos.com

But don't be sending me no spam! I'll know!

Anyways, if you wan't some more information about this whole dealie, keep reading. Otherwise, LEAVE NOW!

So in the back of the day, I was 14. Shut up, everyone is 14 at one point or another! Anyway, our family had (still has!) the classic NES and one thing we would all the time be playing on it was Monopoly! We had a perfectly working 50th anniversary Monopoly board but it was so much easier when some sort of robot would count the money for you! So we played this a lot. Specifically my older sister and I. Well, the problem was I sucked at monopoly, so she would win. A lot.

Until one day.

We booted it up as usual, but I did something different this time. The game asked for my name, and I thought to myself, "Prithee, what is it that would keepeth me from witholding my monicker and inputting an alias to this electronic entertainment contraption?". So I did just that. I typed in the first seven letters that came to my mind. HUMULOS (I'm not emphasizing that, the game just didn't have lower case letters). Then, that same game, I got all the Oranges. And won! Then I wanted my sister to start callin me Humulos, but I decided that was stupid, so I just started using it as my interweb name instead. Which is great because until that point all my usernames were utterly retarded. And sometime when I was 16 I guess I decided I didn't like capitalization any more so I dropped to H and made it an h. It looks sexier that way.

So now (2007) it's a website. Pretty cool, eh? Well the goal of this website is to serve as my outlet for everything. Reviews, comics, videos, waffle recipies; all that stuff. So enjoy! And for the love of pete, DON'T STEAL ANYTHING! Do you have any idea how much that vase costs?

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